Quotes of the day"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone."
Funny Love Messages
People tell me there'splenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
You tripped me, so I fell for you.
You always stop and stare, why not just takea picture?
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need truelove
Buy a pillow
My love for you is like diahrea, I just can'thold it in.
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
